Why do another project? Don’t we women have enough sh*t to do?? (PG13) LEANN'S • CABINETS·WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 1, 2018
Every time you turn around, there is something else to do. Laundry, kids, work, date night, friends coming over, cleaning up dog poop, holidays are getting close, I think the milk expired; maybe I can rub the date off and get a couple more days, dogs are eating the cat food and I don’t even have a cat, WTF?? My roots need done; I have a ton of sparkle gray showing, damn it I broke a nail, and now I just realized I am out of tampons. That is just a Tuesday morning by 11am. Why in the world would you add another project onto the list? Because you deserve it. I don’t want this to be a project you have to micromanage: let me do that. I want this to be a project you can relax with. It should be!! Look: having a woman owned and run company will benefit you. I get it. You’re tired, cranky, and have other crap to do. You want to wave a magic wand and have it all done. Well I have a magic wand!!!! Maybe it’s a stick with glitter glued on but whatever......it’s close enough! 📷;) I have a team of incredible men who are the best in the business. Seriously, we constantly revive the process to grow and just get better. (You know they say men get better with age, it’s true!! These guys rock!!!) We spray everything, this is a must. The only people telling you it isn’t are the people NOT spraying. We take the mess away from your home and we are only there for 1 & 1/2 days NOT 5 or 6!!!! Who in the world needs visitors for that long. NOT ME!!!! Be honest, if you have to keep your bra on at home for a week, you may kill someone. Be honest, you know I am right. We will help you pick a color and send you to a team of experts to help pick the best color or shade of white. Ladies: there are 10,000 different shades of white? Who in the world thought of that? It’s white people, keep it simple!!!! We are very respected by Benjamin Moore. What does that mean for you? They will take care of things if anything happens with your product. Bottom line: I got you girl. I know how much you have on your plate and I respect your time. You can always reach me, texting me is best. Ask my BFF, I am not great with answering because my phone rings ALOT!! But, I will text ya and call back asap. You may even get emojis. 📷;) 📷;) Send me a PM and include a picture of your kitchen, door and drawer count, and some info on what you want done. I will respond as quick as I can. I truly am blessed to have a fantastic career of decorating and helping other woman (and men) have a beautiful home. Love ya, LeAnn
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